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Forget College and feel the whole world on a different perspective. Why waste your time inside a “prison” when you can go anywhere you want? There are billions of girls and millions of beers waiting for you in the outside world. If you thought that this world you are living is similar to “1984” and wants to fly away from those big textbooks and inedible canteen foods, you are heading to a disaster life.

Good thing about this country is you can do anything and no one can stop you from following any temptations. It would be really great if you’ll be getting laid twice a day. Well if you want to get laid you should be getting your own unit or go to the nearest motel as it’s very awkward to hear your father knocking the door while you’re getting smoothie-chum today. God damn it! Don’t use your parents’ money for girls or for boys if you are a girl or a homo.

Meeting your friends who are also “college graduates” for a drinking session at any given time is also a one big advantage of dropping college. Definitely you’ll be drinking alcoholic beverages as it is a very stupid idea to drink low-fat milk while dancing to the beat of du-aaaa-bababab-step. You believe that you can drink anything and getting wasted because you don’t have the responsibility to go to class tomorrow or study some academic-related stuff.

Why do you think you are doing all of this?

Because you hate the world screwing you and you want now to screw the whole world!

You believe that getting laid and wasted is another benefit of leaving your former “prison” college life. Chances are that you are heading to the real prison someday. Alcohol is now inside your mind and flowing to your body and you cannot control the demon it brings. You have no choice but to follow it and become the slave of your own decision. So to all college students today who are doing their best to achieve high grades, you did a good decision staying in school and keeping a positive aura. Don’t blame college for your shortcomings in life because you were the one who believed that this different path can give you the desire of unlimited satisfaction.

If you’re now a laid and wasted former student, then you are like CJ of GTA: San Andreas. You are soon be busted.

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