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PIDO JARENCIO TO COACH LOS ANGELES LAKERS
The University of Santo Tomas’ former head coach, Pido Jarencio, who led Growling Tigers to two finals appearance including a 2006championship trophy, is set to replace Mike Brown as the head coach of the struggling Los Angeles Lakers. Lakers owner, Jerry Buss, told the media that his reason to personally pick Jarencio to lead the Purple and Gold team is “he knows the game and he came from a team who sported a gold uniform that is similar to my team.”
Coach Pido is set to fly from Manila to Los Angeles this Sunday to attend the needs of Lakers regarding chemistry and team depth. “I’m sure that LA (Lakers) will be next year’s champions since I’m now here and the new leader and main tactician.” Mike Brown, meanwhile, is relegated as security officer of Bakersfield Jam, the NBA D-League team of Los Angeles Lakers. “He needs to learn defence and one way he can understand it is to be protecting the security of every Jam’s players.”
Pido Jarencio, who is known in Philippine collegiate basketball scene for his different nonsense antics like impersonating famous Filipino celebrity Allan K. and shouting vulgar language to his players even if they led by 40 points. He plans to make a move before the end of the year and his prospect is trading Steve Blake and Metta World Peace in exchange for Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook and Kevin Martin. He plans to put D-League superstar Japeth Aguilar as thestarting center to replace Dwight Howard. “I like Japeth’s style of play that Howard as he is more active in defence while consuming less Gatorade.”
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